Return to Dizz Knee Land - Official Tour Shirt
from $44.99

The official "Return to Dizz Knee Land" tour shirt! Featuring a classic picture of the band on the front and all the original 2024 tour dates on the back. Let everyone know, you were there...even if you weren't! ALL SALES FINAL. NO REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt fits like a dream. 

.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. 

WTFID?
from $34.99

Designed and worn on stage by Mr. Calio himself for the biggest shows of the 2024 tour, this tee separates those who know from those who wonder what the fuss is all about. A true conversation starter this one will surely turn some heads! ALL SALES FINAL. NO REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.

Breaking Ear Drums - Reissue
from $34.99

In celebration of our 30th Anniversary (actually our 32nd but who's counting) we're proud to reissue this classic designed by Joie Calio himself! As for the veracity of the slogan, if you saw us in the 90's through mid 2000's you know and are probably still suffering the after effects. Was it worth it? Sorry, what? 

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric. ALL SALES FINAL. NO REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES.



dada logo 2024
from $34.99

The classic dada circle logo updated for the 2024 "Return to Dizz Knee Land Tour!"

The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

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Dim
from $34.99

From the opening riff you know you're in for the ride of your life! Put your foot down and ask the eternal question: "Can't this car go any faster?!" Available in a rainbow of colors to suit every taste.

The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester.

NOTE: ALL SALES FINAL. NO REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES.



Moon
from $34.99

"The night before the moon died you realized..." this is an awesome piece of t-shirt art!

The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
Note: ALL SALES FINAL. NO REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES.



Here Today Gone Tomorrow - Reverse Bootleg
from $34.99

There's just something about this fan favorite tune that inspires larceny. First a chain of furniture stores committed copyright infringement when they ripped it off for their ill fated theme song. We settled out of court.

Then an adorable little kid showed up at The Coach House with a homemade version of this very shirt! We loved it and asked his mom if we could have permission to make one of our own. She kindly agreed. Thus the "Reverse Bootleg" was born! 

Throw this baby on for the next parent/teacher night and remind everyone that life is short. Live it! 

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a light weight fabric, this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.

.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort. Available in 4 colors. Note: ALL SALES FINAL. NO REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES.

dada - logo hoodie 2024
from $54.99

The dada logo updated for the 2024 "Return to Dizz Knee Land Tour" on a zip up hoodie.

 

The classic comfy zip-up, featuring air-jet spun yarn for a softer fleece with reduced pilling. Once put on, it will be impossible to take off.

.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Sewn-in label
.: Runs true to size

Note: ALL SALES FINAL. NO REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES.